25 Tool Emojis and Endless Terrible Puns

Humor can sometimes be a pun-ishment.

Puns and emojis go hand in hand a lot of times. Most find it difficult to decipher these emoji puns or โ€œemoji-playโ€, if you will, while the rest, donโ€™t even try or rather donโ€™t want to. But, we pun lovers got to keep grinding! Until thereโ€™s enough coffee for all the aching brains around or within us.

Presenting, tool emojis but powered by puns.

Hammer Emoji

๐Ÿ”จ Hammer Emoji

Now, hereโ€™s evidence that this tool absolutely nails it!

The hammer is a funny guy. He has no idea whatโ€™s going on until heโ€™s beat! Heโ€™s obsessed with power and loves beating everything around him, around that bush next to him and himself! Nevertheless, heโ€™s a good chap that does the job of nailing things into place.

Axe Emoji

๐Ÿช“ Axe Emoji

Stop trying to cut down those calories! Let yourself be!

The ax has been of great use in the past and the present. Destructive acts of chopping things up, cutting things down, and playing the lead role in ancient deforestation (because now we have the technology), may not have earned the ๐Ÿช“ a very axecellent name.

But, it has itโ€™s good sides. Few, but existence.

๐Ÿช“ is a great way to build some muscle, even if it happens axedentally. Of course, all that deforestation mustโ€™ve paid off in one way or the other. Now we have more industrial land, more muscle, less body stress, and a massive climate crisis. How wonderful.

Pick Emoji

โ›๏ธ Pick Emoji

๐Ÿคท: Nah. You donโ€™t get to pick sides, mate. You dig where youโ€™re told to.
๐Ÿง”: This sucks. Nothing can ever be mine.

Itโ€™s all fun and games until someone starts picking on you for picking the wrong side. โ›๏ธ has no chill whatsoever. You surface what you surface. You cannot hide what you unearth in the process of opening up. Such is the power of the mighty pick.

Hammer And Pick Emoji

โš’๏ธ Hammer and Pick Emoji

This oneโ€™s for when you hit rock bottom.

Imagine being hammered for picking the wrong side. Thatโ€™s the scene, mate. You dig where youโ€™re told to! Only to go back home and realize that you were wrong the whole time. The dude picked the wrong option all along. He chose to pick on his past. Smh.

Hammer And Wrench Emoji

๐Ÿ› ๏ธ Hammer and Wrench Emoji

If Thor and Spud the Spanner has a brand of their own, this would totally be the logo.

Do the math.

๐Ÿ› ๏ธ represents a mechanicโ€™s tools. Itโ€™s to do with the hammering and the screwing or the unscrewing. Pretty sure ๐Ÿ”ง is the one who turns this relationship around each time. Itโ€™s the only way when you have a beater completing the other half of the partnership! Not to forget the random nailing!

Wrench Emoji

๐Ÿ”ง Wrench Emoji

Speaking of turning things around, we have the perfect tool that can fix almost anything.

Including a broken heart. Because these guys can snap you out of it in an instant. Theyโ€™re quite heart-wrenching that way. But jokes aside, spanners have a great sense of timing. They know exactly when you screw up.

๐Ÿง”: I met ๐Ÿ”ง and my life just turned. Finally, something thatโ€™s mine.

Nut And Bolt Emoji

๐Ÿ”ฉ Nut and Bolt Emoji

Talk about screwing up.

The only thing nuts and bolts have in common is that itโ€™s always the little things for them. Theyโ€™re strong believers of details. You cannot hang up anything without them. Even a phone call gets miserable if theyโ€™re not a part of it. Itโ€™s just small talk, then.

Gear Emoji

โš™๏ธ Gear Emoji

๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ: Hey, you ready or what?
๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ: Yep! Just packing my gear โš™๏ธ
๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ: Youโ€™re bringing a gear?
๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ: Yeah! How else would I ride my bike tomorrow without my cycling gear?
๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ: Oh. I thought you were bringing along that gear tool.
๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ: Oh, yeah. Iโ€™m bringing that too.
๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ: But why, bro? Weโ€™re going biking up the mountains, not straight into a garage.
๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ: Exactly my concern.
๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ: Ugh. Why do I even bother.

Gears may not be appreciated enough but this section is all here for it. Without gears, weโ€™d be a slow world. All the credit for the speed and velocity we have today goes to the โš™๏ธ. So, like the biking enthusiast, we recommend you too to gear up and get going!

Clamp Emoji

๐Ÿ—œ๏ธ Clamp Emoji

๐Ÿ‡: Dude. I donโ€™t think I can go any further. Itโ€™s exhausting.
๐ŸŒ: Haha looks like all that confidence wasnโ€™t quite enough to save you. Now, quit being so embarrassing and pull it together! We have a fable to finish!

Clamps help hold things together. Like a race. The hare and the turtle, that race. We know no other. Sometimes to suffocating extents, if used wrongly. But nonetheless, they put the โ€œCโ€ in the lamp. Itโ€™s no good if thereโ€™s light all around and you canโ€™t see. You gotta C to make things happen. Even if it means to pressure it a little.

โŠ› Screwdriver Emoji

๐Ÿช› Screwdriver Emoji

Hereโ€™s an old but gold pun and joke to start this section.

๐Ÿน: Yo, mate. Guess what. Theyโ€™ve named a drink after you!
๐Ÿช›: What are you saying?! Thereโ€™s a drink called Harish now?!

The screwdriver is a beginnerโ€™s tool for precision. Itโ€™s the one that needs a good amount of focus and average dexterity to get things turning. Otherwise, thereโ€™s no point to the whole situation. Gotta stick them nails with the pointy end in this case!

โŠ› Carpentry Saw Emoji

๐Ÿชš Carpentry Saw Emoji

๐Ÿชต: I donโ€™t know why I need to put myself through this.
๐Ÿชš: Come on! Itโ€™s not going to be that bad! Iโ€™ll just cut you up a little. It might hurt, but youโ€™ll heal.
๐Ÿชต: Now that I think about it, I have no idea what I even saw in you that I didnโ€™t in all the other saws.
๐Ÿชš: *sobs* Anyway. This is just a one-time thing, okay? No feelings involved.

๐Ÿชš is a blessing. Imagine a life without the saw. Weโ€™d be breaking wood with our bare hands or getting it wrong each time with an ax. The saw is so strong that it can slice not just through wood but metal or even stone, sometimes. And all that, without seeing.

Chains Emoji

โ›“๏ธ Chains Emoji

โ›“๏ธ: I want to break free so bad.
๐Ÿชš: I can help!
โ›“๏ธ: Yes, you can, but itโ€™s an endless chain.
๐Ÿชš: Oh. It would take a while then, but Iโ€™ll help you.
โ›“๏ธ: Thank you very much, buddy. I can see why youโ€™re such a good tool (unlike Wood).

It sucks to be in chains. Most times, links are invisible but have a dominating presence. You just know when youโ€™re chained because everythingโ€™s ๐Ÿ”— linked. And when this is the case, itโ€™s all only a vicious chain reaction.

But, thereโ€™s good news! You can always ๐Ÿชš cut it off!

โŠ› Hook Emoji

๐Ÿช Hook Emoji

Hooks have a terrible habit of binge-watching. These guys can get easily hooked on to things! Despite it all, ๐Ÿช are super reliable. You could hang anything on them and theyโ€™d never drop anything off the hook! And theyโ€™re never clingy. They do it all while putting you off themselves too!

Toolbox Emoji

๐Ÿงฐ Toolbox Emoji

Ainโ€™t life just perfect when you have all that you need in one box. A red, happy-eyed box with parallel lines for a straight smile. The tools housed within this magical box can prove to be helpful with time. A toolkit is all that youโ€™ll ever need. Sometimes frighteningly so.

โŠ› Ladder Emoji

๐Ÿชœ Ladder Emoji

This is a new emoji and is not supported on all online platforms yet.

Ladders are symbolic of economic and professional status. You either climb up the hierarchy, make loads of moolah or you fall right down. It can be snakes and ladders at times, especially when you have lots of snakes in the journey. Snakes on a ply-ne.

Magnet Emoji

๐Ÿงฒ Magnet Emoji

Itโ€™s hard to resist a magnet. Even non-consensually, itโ€™s just there attracting randomity! A magnet can do many things, except one. Attract like and like. If youโ€™re the magnet, youโ€™re more likely to attract likeness than otherwise. Thatโ€™s mostly the goal. Poof! All this attraction and ๐Ÿงฒ cannot bring us together. Sad.

Link Emoji

๐Ÿ”— Link Emoji

๐Ÿ”— describes an online link better, but we know whatโ€™s best. Connections! Like the ๐Ÿ”— link icon can lead to sites virtually, the concept of a link in real life works similarly. Sometimes you know the destination of a link because youโ€™re so used to it, sometimes this link can be broken, sometimes known links can have unexpected changes in them and sometimes itโ€™s a fraudulent link. Virtuality and reality are not very different at all.

Dagger Emoji

๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ Dagger Emoji

Daggers are tools that remind us of something very important; size never matters. ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ maybe small and much shorter than usual weapons but boy is it, killer. The dagger can make the cut just as much as any other knife. Itโ€™s stereotype-shattering that way.

Crossed Swords Emoji

โš”๏ธ Crossed Swords Emoji

Itโ€™s all fun and games to stay mad at things until youโ€™re cross with swords. โš”๏ธ can be unforgiving in obvious ways. They kill! But, if youโ€™re not a very sharp swordsperson โš”๏ธ wouldnโ€™t have a point in your hands. Which is a lot more dangerous than actuality. But, hey, you could still kill. Not very impressively though.

โŠ› Boomerang Emoji

๐Ÿชƒ Boomerang Emoji

Most of us have no idea what an actual boomerang looks and feels like, but we know what it does thanks to social media. If karma needed an emoji, ๐Ÿชƒ is it. Everything that goes around, if unfortunately thrown in the wrong direction, will come back as a welcoming smack in the face! ๐Ÿชƒ takes the full circle back to you.

But if thrown with great skill, ๐Ÿชƒ can even be a hunting weapon. Again, itโ€™s karma in the making. Using karma to create karma only to receive karma, wow.

Pistol Emoji

๐Ÿ”ซ Water Pistol Emoji

If we had to bring threats and wastage together, ๐Ÿ”ซ would be the result. Threatening someone with a water pistol is threatening the rest of us with possible wastage of water. Nothing wastes a bullet like ๐Ÿ”ซ. But if someone would take that bullet for you, itโ€™s time to get the heck out of there!

Bow And Arrow Emoji

๐Ÿน Bow and Arrow Emoji

๐Ÿชœ: Whatโ€™s your biggest aim in life?
๐Ÿน: To go as far as I can. Yours?
๐Ÿชœ: To keep climbers from kicking me.
๐Ÿน: Haha. Bullโ€™s eye!

Life is as uncertain as it gets. Though the aim is to live in the moment, it never hurts to be foresighted. Look at ๐Ÿน for instance. They always have a sense of direction regardless of the angle! They look the target in the bullโ€™s eye and give it a wink because this pair knows every drag to be worth the shot.

Shield Emoji

๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Shield Emoji

The world is a crazy place full of good and bad. Thereโ€™s nothing all good and nothing all bad. It can get tricky to get out of bed each day and choose to be a person. But! You can always choose to shield yourself from all the things that make you feel less you. Itโ€™s always best to block that negativity out and live your life!

White Cane Emoji

๐Ÿฆฏ White Cane Emoji

๐Ÿฆฏ is essentially a walking stick. White is just the color of the cane, nothing whacky. So, whatโ€™s a cane doing in a toolโ€™s list? ๐Ÿฆฏ is a walking tool. Though itโ€™s nothing more than just a white cane to us, visual people, ๐Ÿฆฏ is a guide for the visually challenged. It helps get things and people who canโ€™t watch where theyโ€™re going, out of their way.

Balance Scale Emoji

โš–๏ธ Balance Scale Emoji

๐Ÿชœ: Yo watcha doing?! Why do you look funny?
โš–๏ธ: Ah, nothing mate. Just weighing my options.
๐Ÿชœ: Oh cool. Why both your options empty?
โš–๏ธ: Because I signify justice.
๐Ÿชœ: OOF. Bro.

โš–๏ธ may have no chill whatsoever, but you could! It all comes down to balance! When things are thrown off the scales, imbalance is the natural consequence. Hence โš–๏ธ has no chill. Balance comes with equality after all. And that explains why itโ€™s such a task for us!

Tools have their own way around things. Each unique and perfect in its own way. Thereโ€™s nothing right or wrong because this judgment is personal for each tool. You canโ€™t use a hammer for sport, but you could do that with an ax. Every tool has its purpose. Now that doesnโ€™t mean the hammer is any less than the ax or vice versa! Though there are many different tools, they all have one thing in common; equality.

So, the next time youโ€™re referring to the tools on this list or to their great sense of humor, we hope these emojis are an inspiration!